With pitchers and catchers reporting to Spring Training camps this week, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Three years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the American League East, here's Lizzy with the Bawston Red Sawx.
Pitching and defenseis wonderman Theo's plan
for the Crimson Sox
Beckett and Lackey
Great Balls of arrogant fire
Varitek is old
Papelbon, shut up
Nothing good comes out of that
vile face pie hole
Youk is nightmare fuel
on high def television
Birds live in his beard
Adrian Beltre
likes to let his man parts free
Tuck your nuts in, please
Throwdown in the East
Yanks, Sox, Rays (YOU WISH TAMPA
GO SAWX IN '10
2 comments:
HAHAHA NICE
No one could have done a better Sawx preview.
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