Update: Make that two Cy Youngs... on weed man. IN A ROW!Surprise! Little Timmy is a stoner.
The San Francisco Giants ace was pulled over Friday going 74 mph on Interstate 5 -- where the speed limit is 60 -- near Vancouver, Washington. He was going to be cited for speeding anyway before the officer smelled pot when Little Timmy rolled down the window.
I like to imagine a huge cloud of smoke rolling out of the car, myself.
According to the state trooper who busted him, the Cy Young Award winner forked over an 1/8 bag and a pipe. He was ticketed and released, and is scheduled to be arraigned November 23 in Clark County District Court.
Umm... we all saw this one coming, right? Right. MLB odds are, we will see the obligatory "crappy role model" public apology soon.
[San Francisco Chronicle]
14 comments:
Mmmmm Vancouver buds.
BIG DEAL. Wake me up when someone gets shot a la Padilla.
I hope they don't make him do drug counseling. Do people really still think pot is a dangerous drug?
Regardless of whether people think it's a dangerous drug or not, it's still illegal and probably not cool to do as a "model" for young boys out there. At least, I can pretty much guarantee that's MLBs take on the situation.
Is that his actual hat or a photoshop?
He is so baked in that pic. And yes, it's a photoshop. Here's the real pic.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:dIVW7sDwqQ5KlM:http://www.inquirre.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tim-lincecum.jpg
Nice work, Sooze.
there's a guy.. in the bushes.. what's that? RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO!
Abba Zabba.. You my only friend.
Good job, little Timmy.
I have to say, the pot would have only made him a little slower and not as alert while pitching, rather than being performance enhancing.. Imagine his badassery if he was sober ;)
DON'T SPEED WITH DRUGS IN THE CAR!! Rookie.
If I were a super rich young athlete, I would totally get a driver. It'd make things so much easier! As an added bonus, you get to admit your drug use in the backseat in your memoir later; you might even praised for your honesty by certain writers.
Sooze, MLB will probably take that stance, but since it's only pot I think we're all free to not really care. Though if you're stoned enough to speed with drugs in the car, you might be too stoned to drive.
I was on the road yesterday when I heard this news. Damn it, Timmy. Use your head. Like Dan said, when you are doing something illegal you don't speed! Or rather you set your cruise at about six over the limit...
At least he didn't go JJ Redick. Remember when he was driving under the influence, came upon a checkpoint and pulled a u-ey? Stoopid is as stoopid does...
He is ADORABLE.
Like 2 years ago, the 1st thing thing my girlfriend said when she saw him: "He's look like a stoner."
love ur stuff! Baseball fans check out these dudes Tim Lincecum smoking weed article!!! had me rotfl!!! http://www.thedailybore.com/thedailybore/2009/11/rough-draft-college-football-picks-117.html
Make that TWO Cy Youngs!
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