Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League West, here they are: the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Tommy LasordaWhen I think of the Dodgers
He has chicken legs
Manny comes to mind
And all his shenanigans
He makes us laugh lots
Oh god, Randy Wolf
He's the Dodgers' number two
...That was just a joke
Kuroda's the Ace
Ausmus will back up Martin
Alyssa loves them
Casey Blake at third
Matt Kemp is out in center
Hudson and Furcal
Loney is at first
Blake DeWitt wants to play too!
So does Dougie M.
Will they win the West
Or will the D'Backs come back?
Don't count the Rocks out!
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4 comments:
when did the dodgers switch divisions?
Thanks buddy.
I think Wolf is the number three. Doesn't it go, Billingsly, Kuroda, Wolf, Kershaw?
I think they're going by the depth chart...Hope Vargas gets in there!
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