4.13.2009

Season Previews: Baltimore Orioles


Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Cruising along with our preview of the American League East, here is our look at the 2009 Baltimore Orioles.

The O's are off to
An awfully decent start
They are four-and-two

Don't get excited
They are still the Orioles
It's only week two

But they have Guthrie
Koji and Hendrickson too
Don't forget Eaton

Aubrey Huff at first
Melvin Mora at third base
Caesar at short stop

Brian Roberts is
Shocked he's still in Baltimore
Nick Markakis, yum

Gregg Zahn at backstop
Ty Wigginton will DH
And so will Luke Scott

98 losses,
68 wins last season
Last place in the East

That's where you'll see them
At the end of this season
Unless the Jays suck

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Baltimore Os
Suck pretty hard at baseball
The Jays are better

Ha! Those are harder than they look! Nice work ladies.

Unknown said...

Dammit. We're 5-2 with only 155 to go. Can't we get RESPECT?

Check back with us in May.

Seriously, hope all is well, Sooze...

Tuffy said...

These are gonna be great in October. The previews, I mean.

Sooze said...

Hey, Markakis is still going to be semi-smoking-hot in October. On his couch.

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