Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Nearing the end of our preview of the National League East, we present to you: the Washington Nationals.
Bowden is a crookThat's the most exciting news
In the Nats' winter
Adam Dunn at first
Zimmerman across the field
We love us some Zim
Milledge the rapper
Dukes is one scary bastard
Super scary, dawg
Lannan is the ace?
Olsen's from Kalamazoo
He's pretty bad though
Last year the Nats sucked:
59-102
(the worst in baseball)
A lot must be changed
To dig out of that deep hole
...like a whole new team
[We've Got Heart] | [Nats 320] | [Federal Baseball]
2 comments:
No love for Daniel Cabrera?! Just kidding.
The Nats may end up in last place but at least they have nice uniforms
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