Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League Central, we give you: the Houston Astros.
They survived Ike but
how long can they last with that
starting rotation?
Miguel Tejada
learned not to lie under oath
he will tutor Bonds
LaTroy has played for
all other teams, so its on
to team USA!
Second spring shutout
time for a closed-door meeting
Cecil is grumpy
Fat Elvis, Berkwell
2008 All Star, or
just the Big Puma?
Pudge needs employment
Astros need a catcher, but
not a “poor teammate”
How much to expect
in a juice box formerly
known as Enron field?
[Crawfish Boxes] | [The Astros Dugout] | [Sports Justice]
6 comments:
Fat Elvis is one of the best baseball nicknames ever. Nice haiku!
Uh..Latroy Hawkins still plays baseball?
He has a look on his face like he's fooling someone.
No hopes from Pudge!!
He's the looking so hoppy guys.
Nice and superb post, great dedication towards aports.
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