9.23.2008

The Nationals Suck, I Missed You Guys.


There's this little thing I like to call life that has hindered my ability to blog about baseball lately. Like, for the past couple of weeks for instance.

Anyway, I've run into a small amount of free time between work and school and being a fricking rockstar. Therefore, I have time to write about baseball again -- just in time for the playoffs -- something I've missed more than anything in the world.

Since I can't think of where to begin, I'll start with how ball-sucking the Washington Nationals have been this season. Holy crap.

Nearing a 100-loss season at 58-98 heading into Tuesday's game against the Florida Marlins, the Nats are officially the worst the franchise has seen since 1976. The 57-98 Seattle Mariners and the 57-95 San Diego Padres also have a shot at joining the 100-loss club this season, which is pretty difficult to do, considering only four teams did so between 1995-2006, and not one accomplished the feat last year.

However, Washington can avoid the embarrassment of 100 losses simply by going 5-1 the rest of the way. It's that easy!

P.S. If you're a female who loves baseball and have a grasp on the English language -- or know someone who fits that profile -- email me. Now.

[Nats320] | [Federal Baseball]


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well thank Allah you're alright. I've been calling hospitals, morgues, Ren Fairs in other states, Hazelden, literally everywhere, Sooze. Don't ever do that again.

Anonymous said...

I am a female who LOVES baseball and not only do I have a grasp on the English language, I've mastered it! But when I click on your link it won't send an e-mail to you. Reach me at my site, AgainstWomenWhoHateSports.com, or e-mail me at KathyBaseball@aol.com

Anonymous said...

aww craap, geez, what am i doing in chaska? how do i get back to 35? what is that smell... brua? is that you are you reading this? onelove -xray johnny-

Sooze said...

Hahaha! Awww jeeez. Where's the entrance? Craaap.

Anonymous said...

I have missed you!! My little internet life just wasn't the same...

Anonymous said...

About damn time you got back to work, you slacker.

;)

Anonymous said...

I wrote you an email. I LOVE baseball and am pretty savvy with the English language, if I do say so myself =)

My email address is: loveebaseball02@aim.com.

Anonymous said...

Great to have you back babe!

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