4.19.2008

The Delilah to D'Meat Hook's Samson?



Dear Manny Acta,

I am thoroughly disappointed in you. You've crossed a line that only the New York Yankees dare cross: you've made a man change his appearance for no logical reason at all... besides restoring "team structure," of course.


Dmitri Young's hair is not a distraction, nor is it the cause of your team's struggles. They suck at baseball right now, and therefore have won only 5 games.

You're just jealous cause you're totally balding, which so far, you've dealt with by keeping your head cleanly-shaven and making other people get hair cuts. Tsk, tsk.

Love,
Babes Love Baseball


[Can't Stop the Bleeding]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Manny should clean up his Acta.

Heh.

Anonymous said...

Acta has officially stolen Dmitri's mojo and that is just wrong.

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Clare said...

Cute Meathook hair story: During the 2007 All-Star Game introductions, Chase Utley came out and stood next to Dmitri. The camera caught Chutley turning to Da Meathook and gently, tenderly patting Dmitri's poofy hair. I swear to God, the two of them giggled. It was adorable.

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