Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.
Well how about that!The Oakland Athletics are
Forty years old now
Huston Street is great
Duchscherer is hard to spell
...even for Justin
Embree is old school
Can't believe he's still pitching
Serious? Keith Foulke?
Jack Cust is awesome
He's great at denying stuff
and hitting longballs!
Kiko Calero?
Ryan Sweeney is quite large
A's will take second
[Elephants in Oakland] | [Athletics Nation] | [Athletics for Life]
3 comments:
Emil Brown, always hustlin.
Maybe their 50th anniversary will be "their year"?
Can I plot BB's death now or is too late to do taht?
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