With less than a month left until Spring Training starts, it's time once again for Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.
Moving right along with our preview of the AL East is everyone's favorite worst team in baseball, the Tampa Bay Rays.
New sunshine logoSnappy new team colors too
Worst team in the game
Rebuilding decade
Dukes and his sperm are gone now
Out with the Devil
Scott Kazmir is good
Crawford is tough as nails
The Rays still suck though
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7 comments:
And now they're out Delmon Young, so there's that part of the suckfest.
Best line ever: "Dukes and his sperm are gone now"
So wait. Their new name means like, a "ray" of sunshine? Gay.
Love your Haiku
It's not half-bad
or half-assed
The Nationals are totally pissed the Rays are trying to horn in on their "shittiest team in baseball" schtick.
Expect some sort of bizarro World Series, where they meet to determine who sucks more.
Dude, like two people would watch that World Series. Dane Cook and Wade Boggs. Together.
New logo - same crap.
Of course considering the Schilling news, I wonder if Kazmir is on the trading block?
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