It was love at first sight for Bradley Hosler when he laid eyes on his right-centerfield seat at Great American Ball Park: Section 142, Row 3, Seat 4.
In fact, the thought of parting ways with it last Sunday was too much to bear. Naturally, he decided to keep it.
The 20-year-old
"To our knowledge, no one’s ever made it outside the ball park with a seat," Cincinnati Reds’ spokesman Rob Butcher said.
Fittingly, the young man wore a Reds t-shirt to his court appearance Monday and was ordered held on $1,500 bond.
[Cincinnati Enquirer]
6 comments:
Oh my.
posted by Sooze at 4:30 AM on Jul 3, 2007
4:30 a.m.?!?!
Haha! Well, I don't get home from work until 2:20am... then there's the excessive coffee-drinking past midnight... I'm kind of an insomniac.
Who does that? Seriously? Winona Ryder wouldn't even steal a seat from a stadium.
I love how you crossed out the word retard just in case any retards were reading.
Do people still get offended by the use of that word? I do believe Nicholas Swardson said it best: It's like using the word gay to describe something dumb. IT'S JUST A WORD!!! How else am I supposed to describe a fanny pack?!"
Oh. My. God. Anon, you're my hero. I do believe that this is the first Nick Swardson reference ever in the history of this blog, and I sure hope it's not the last!
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