7.24.2007

Oh, Ken Peters. You Slay Us


Another A+ for AP Sports Writer Ken Peters, who cracks us up once again with this humdinger of a headline...

A's Pound Ailing Colon, Rout Angels 12-6

*Dear Anonymous commenter,

Don't make us explain that WE KNOW Colon is not pronounced like the organ and that Wang is actually pronounced "Wong"... so shut up.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome. (This comment left by anonymous commenter Stu, not the other guy.)

Sooze said...

Stu! Why, just this morning I says to myself, "Self, you gotta go for the RandBall and stay for the Stu." So, that's just what I did.

Anonymous said...

You're a peach, Sooze. Now, please, work yer mojo and get the Twins, say, two more bats, a healthy Cuddyer and a multi-year deal for Hunter.

Unless you've figured out a way to clone the MVP. I can get with that, too.

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