Oh, Ken Peters. You Slay Us

Another A+ for AP Sports Writer Ken Peters, who cracks us up once again with this humdinger of a headline...

A's Pound Ailing Colon, Rout Angels 12-6

*Dear Anonymous commenter,

Don't make us explain that WE KNOW Colon is not pronounced like the organ and that Wang is actually pronounced "Wong"... so shut up.

Babes Love Wang

The aftermath of a Chien-Ming Wang start always makes for some great headlines.

From Yahoo! Sports...

Jays Beat Wang, End Yanks' Run At 5

Bravo.