6.13.2007
Elijah Dukes is Such a Bastard
Like we didn't already know that.
But check this out: I'm pretty sure he's going for some sort of illegitimate child record.
A 17-year-old foster girl who lives with a relative of Elijah Dukes told police the Tampa Bay Devil Rays outfielder is the sperm-donor in question for her child.
Due to give birth Nov. 5th, the child told investigators she and Dukes had consensual sex on the living room sofa. How romantic.
She also said Dukes got angry when she and a friend told him she was pregnant with his child. When she told him the news of his latest visit from the stork, he threw a Gatorade at her.
Dukes already has (at least) five children with four other women.
This news may also curb the Washington Nationals' interest in Dukes, if they have any clue as to what is best for the club.
*The age of consent in Florida is 18, however close in age exemptions do exist. By law, the exception permits an adult under the age of 24 to engage in legal sexual activity with a minor no younger than the age of 16. Gross.
[St. Petersburg Times]
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Love the caption. Good little swimmers? LOL!
Elijah Dukes doesn't care about contraceptives
apparently not.
If they banned players for this we'd only have 10 NBA teams...if that.
He would make a great husband and father.
What?
He actually threw a Gatorade at her? Nice.
Is Dukes in you?
-Gatorade
Prolly threw a small bottle, not one of those big jugs. So that anger management stuff's really working. I ain't even bullshittin', dawg.
he's got strong sperm, dawg.
Dukes should definitely should receive the Shawn Kemp Service to Humanity Award.
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