Dear David,
Don't cry, big fella. It happens to a lot of men at your age. I'm not upset with you! Really, it's nothing to be ashamed of and it's not your fault. There are all kinds of medications... you can reverse the condition.
It's happens to 3 out of every 10 men in the United States, David. You're not alone.
So you're balding! So what?! You shave your head, that's what. And that's hot. You think people want to see an eventual horseshoe around that melon? Not this girl. Keep it short, pal. It makes you look tough.
You're in good company. When you think about letting it grow, just remember how bad ass Bruce Willis looks these days. Then picture him with hair. That's right. Horseshoe.
Love,
Sooze
Alright. We'll have to agree to disagree my dear.
Dear David:
Despite my allegiance to the Red Sox, given the opportunity to spend 24 hours in a room alone with you, and then forced to die, I'd absolutely take it. The things I'd do to you would put Jenna Jamison to shame. That was before you did this.
I realize you haven't been able find the broad side of a barn with the bat over the last few months and I know you're looking for any conceivable way to find a way to hit the ball. But shaving that gorgeous head of dark hair? Why would you ever, EVER do that? I have a serious, SERIOUS weakness for gorgeous, dark haired men with smiles that could melt the panties off Gloria Steinem.
Shaved heads work on some people. Guys who are seriously balding. Michael Jordan. Military men. But they don't work on 24-year-old, hot as Manhattan on the 4th of July, pure sex in a Mets uniform type guys. Now, I will be forced to stare at your ass when my office makes me endure Mets games.
Please. Grow it back. Or else I'll be forced to shift my affections to Mike Mussina.
Love,
Lizzy
11 comments:
I'm not sure David Wright could ever look ugly to me.
Yep. I vote for the hair. Bring it back!
I agree with Megs. David Wright is one sexy bitch (hence the photo caption) no matter what his head looks like.
That's what I'm sayin ladies.
Not that he wasn't hot with hair...
David Wright: hot with hair, hot without hair. Seriously, not many men can do the bald thing well- but David can do whatever he damn well wants to.
Sigh.
He looks hotter to me the way he is now, because now it's clear that it isn't just his hair that makes him look so good. Some people have to do the baldie look, and it's nice to see it on a guy who actually had a choice. Rawr!
Two thoughts:
1) Do you think this cat is like Samson, and his game is crap without his hair?
2) As Lizzy would probably guess, my solution: Shave that pate bald, yo. Nothing wrong with it. And, he could be the anti-Jeter to boot, laughing at the notion that he needs hair to impress.
Dude, watch him hit like, 40 homers and 100 RBIs now.
He'll be shaving tri-weekly and the entire Mets organization will be full of cue balls.
I am not big on bald men...but David looks even hotter with no hair (who knew that was possible?).
I think it was a TEAM decision. I noticed on Tuesday that Shawn Green had also shaved his head (or at least trimmed it up real good). Teams often do stuff like this...
he hit two doubles last night and the mets got the win, so he could get all his teeth knocked out and turn THAT into the next team trend and i'd be ok with it so long as they keep winning.
except GOLLY we'd miss that smile. i'm convinced at least 20 women across america get pregnant every time he smiles.
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