Moving right along with our season preview haiku's on the nature-loving NL East is a look at the Florida Marlins upcoming season.
Drunk on the D-Train
New closer is JulioCabrera at third
A no-no for Anibal?
Uggla ain't Ugly
But Felix's fastball is
Ramirez at short
The Marlins sucked last season
And they'll suck this year
3 comments:
This one is BY FAR my favorite season preview.
Any haiku that starts out with "drunk on the d-train" gets my vote.
WTF?
Haha, well done lady.
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