Season Previews: Arizona Diamondbacks

Considering the lack of time we have given ourselves to give you high-quality season previews before the regular season actually begins, we've decided to bring the business haiku-style. Here we go: the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Webb is the Ace man
Old Randy Johnson is back
Byrnes needs a hair cut

Jackson at first base
The D'Backs sucked last season

Drew up the middle

Finishing at fourth
Expect the same this season
Randy breaks a hip