Jose Canseco to Fight Senior Citizen

Jose Canseco has gone from former bash brother to wanna-be prize fighter. In the three bouts he's been in, he's gone 0-2-1: there was the priceless knockout by Vai Sikahema, the ass-kicking via Hong Man Choi, and the inevitable draw with Danny Bonaduce.

His next fight should be a doozy. This time, he's going up against former University of Arkansas Little Rock head baseball coach, Gary Hogan, who is in damn good shape for a 60-year-old man.

Jose Canseco is Suicidal

...or he's just a whole lot dumber than we thought.

Remember when Jose Canseco made his MMA debut where he was completely mangled by Korean giant Hong Man Choi? Comedy gold.

Well, that will seem like innocent child's play when compared to the imminent murder the former big leaguer-turned-tattletale will endure at the hands of Herschel Walker. Even at 48 years old (this March 2) the former NFL running back and all-around badass will no doubt dish out a whoopin' Canseco will never forget. Unless he has brain damage.

Here's a video of Dan Black interviewing Canseco, who nonchalantly claims he's going to "take down" Walker.

[SportsUntapped]