With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League East, get a load of the 2012 Miami Marlins.
Could you have spent more money
In the offseason?
Spankin new ballpark
Ozzie Guillen will manage
The crap out of them
Carlos Zambrano
Watch out South Beach he's crazy
Welcome Mark Buehrle
Jose Reyes will
Look great in orange and teal
Hideous unis
Heath Bell is the man
Nolasco and Josh Johnson
Don't forget Sanchez
Christopher Coghlan
Will back up Emilio
Bonafacio
Buck behind the plate
Gaby Sanchez at first base
Across from Hanley
Reyes stole his spot
Up the middle with Omar
Goodbye hot corner
Left and right fielders
Are Morrison and Stanton
Maybe Scott Cousins
The Marlins are set
To take down the Phillies and
Reclaim the East Coast.
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2 comments:
That gif is hilarious.
Welcome to Miami. Bienvenidos a Miami.
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