With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League West, get a load of the 2012 Los Angeles Angels.
A force to be reckoned with
After this winter
Changed the dynamics
By signing Albert Pujols
And C.J. Wilson
Vernon Wells in left
Peter Bourjus in center
Love Torii Hunter!
Aybar at short stop
Howie Kendrick at second
Callaspo at third
Chris Iannetta
Will squat behind home plate with
Conger backing up
Kendrys Morales
Will DH after breaking
His ankle in '10
Awesome rotation
Weaver, Wilson, Dan Haren
Ervin Santana
Richards, Bell, Williams
Hurley and Mills are vying
For a spot this Spring
Walden will close and
LaTroy Hawkins still pitches
He's like 56
We pick the Halos
To win the AL West and
Go to The Big Show
[Angels Win] | [Halos Heaven] | [Monkey With a Halo] | [Halo Hangout]
2 comments:
That scary kid looks like he just put a finishing move on the rally monkey.
He's freaking out!
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