With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League East, check out our rendition of the 2012 Boston Red Sox.
Taking reigns from Francona
An analyst now
Theo Epstein left
For the Windy City Cubs
Good luck there buddy
Adios Papelboner
And hello Andrew Bailey
That seems fair to me
Lackey underwent
Tommy John surgery but
That is no real loss
Beckett and Lester
Clay Buchholtz and Daniel Bard
Can hold down the fort
And let's not forget
Daisuke Matsuzaka and
Fredo Aceves
Jacoby Comeback
Carl Crawford in left field
Sweeney new to right
(Haha Nick Punto)
Pedroia up the middle
With Mike Aviles
Gonzalez at first
Kevin Youkilis at third
Big Papi: DH
Shoppach is backup
Saltalamacchia is
A super long name
Can the Sawx come back
From their ridiculous slump
To take back the East?
[Over the Monster] | [Extra Bases] | [Fenway West] | [Fenway Faithful Report]
3 comments:
That pic will never get old. :)
Can the Sawx come back / From their ridiculous slump / To take back the East?
YES.
The sox will struggle to make 3rd place in the east...lack pitching....and I am an old red sox fan
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