With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Polishing off our preview of the American League East, here are the 2012 Baltimore Orioles.
Tommy Hunter, Wei-Yin Chen
Wada and Britton
Dana Eveland
In a trade with the Dodgers
Just signed D-Train too
Patton, Ayala
Gregg or Johnson the closer?
Lindstrom in the pen
Nolan Reimhold will
Start in left while Chavez and
Miller ride the bench
Markakis in right
Adam Jones in center field
A male model
Roberts plays second
J.J. Hardy at short stop
He is a hottie
Matt Antonelli
Only option at third base
Mark Reynolds at first
Wilson Betemit
The designated hitter
Needs to step it up
We love Matt Wieters
But then again who doesn't
Great catcher, hits bombs
Taylor Teagarden
Plays backup in exchange for
A trade with Texas
Can the Orioles
Climb out of the basement and
At least take fourth place?
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