With Spring Training well underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League East, here is a sneak peak at the 2012 Atlanta Braves.
Better take it back Deadspin!
That is my boyfriend
Heyward in right field
Martin Prado out in left
Eric Hinske too
Freeman at first base
Dan Uggla up the middle
With Pastornicky
McCann's still around
David Ross will back him up
Turning 35
Tommy is awesome
Tim Hudson, Jair Jurrjens
Are pretty good too
Who will be starting
Mike Minor or Delgado
Kimbrel saves the day
Their epic collapse
Was overshadowed by the
Drunk Boston Red Sox
A tough NL East
Will make it hard for the Braves
In 2012
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