It's about time to kick off one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Five years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing our preview of the National League Central, here is a look at the 2012 Cincinnati Reds.
Wails on his sweet guitar
Watch his commercials
Love Joey Votto
Brandon Phillips, Paul Janish
And Scott Rolen too
Jay Bruce is awesome
Playing right field for the Reds
Drew Stubbs in center
Ludwick in left field
Backed up by Todd Frazier with
Heisey roaming too
Johnny Cueto and
Homer Bailey, Mat Latos
And Mike Leake pitching
Ryan Hanigan
Has a weird little mustache
Getting old to catch?
The Reds will have to
Best the Brewers and Cardinals
To win the Central
BLB predicts
They'll win it by a half game
But lose to the Phils
[Red Reporter] | [Blog Red Machine] | [Redleg Nation]
3 comments:
Ha!!
Reds have a lot of talent. And since when is 30 years old too old to catch? (Ryan Hanigan)
Well he's not old in people years.... I know I couldn't squat for that long without hurting myself.
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