With Spring Training already underway, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Four years ago, they began as a semi-serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Finishing up our preview of the National League Central, here are the Houston Astros.
Paulino and Matt Lindstrom
Hello Clint Barmes
Bill Hall is new too
Brett Myers has huge eyebrows
Wandy Rodriguez!
Carlos Lee at first
Johnson at the hot corner
Quintero at home
Hunter Pence in right
Bogusevic in left field
Mike Bourn plays center
Will Rowland-Smith pitch?
It's not J.A. it's just Jay
And Bud Norris too
But let's not forget
Nelson Figueroa is
A fun name to say
Arias and Wright
Brandon Lyon shuts it down
With help from Lopez
Change is a good thing
Like maybe Bo the Bailer
Got some balls this year
Will they rise above
Fourth in the NL Central?
Well, it could happen
If you bet on sports
Bet on the Astros when they
Play the Cubs or Bucs
[Crawfish Boxes] | [Climbing Tal's Hill] | [Astros County]
2 comments:
But let's not forget
Nelson Figueroa is
A fun name to say
Yep, that's about the only fun thing about Figueroa.
Hahahahaha I just googled Brett Myers eyebrows and found this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7sYi4pFw0yc/SmZ802nFKoI/AAAAAAAAA-c/Us8cxl_VLqM/s400/brett+myers.jpg
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