Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the American League East, here is our look at the 2009 Tampa Bay Rays.
They changed their team nameAnd it changed their luck around
Almost won it all
The Bat is a Ray!
Evan Longoria is
All kinds of badass
Shields, Kazmir, Garza
Sonnanstine is also great
Um... and Jeff Niemann?
We love Bartlett too
Up the middle with Aki
Pena's at first base
Carl Crawford is
A giant monster of doom
On SI covers
Gross and Kapler's moms
Went and named both their sons Gabe
Is that confusing?
Percival will close
Or at least give it a shot
Upton's out for now
Will the Rays journey
To the Fall Classic and win?
They have what it takes!
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