Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Moving right along with our preview of the National League West, here they are: the San Diego Padres.
We miss David WellsBut now there's a 1-2 punch
Of Peavy and Young
Trevor Hoffman's gone
Gotta look to Heath Bell now
To save the day/game
Poor Brian Giles
Misses his little brother
He's a Phillie now
Adrian Gonzo
Will stand on first and make fun
of David Eckstein
Kevin Kouzmanoff
Always at the hot corner
Backed up by Headley
99 losses
That's only 63 wins
Let's shoot for 80
Will Peavy be dealt
If April is Craptastic?
That would be stupid
[Gaslamp Ball] | [Ducksnorts] | [The Sacrifice Bunt]
2 comments:
Who doesn't miss that donut-eating fatass?
You're right, that would be incredibly stupid to deal Jake Peavy. At least they'd still have Young I guess
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