Now that the season is under way, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. We're pretty much gonna plow through our preview of the American League Central today, so try to keep up ladies. The 2009 Minnesota Twins:
Mauer DisabledRed Dog is durable but
not a batting champ
Three positions in
the outfield, four fielders to
choose from. Math is hard.
Who in this once fierce
bullpen will get us from the
starter to Nathan?
Welcome Joe Crede,
you ditched the dark side to be
one of the good guys
Goodbye Hefty bag
Target Field 2010
Outdoor baseball rules
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5 comments:
I would just love to
Give Joe Mauer a rub-down
On his nice, firm butt
*ahem.
:)
I like M&Ms.
We're running out of catchers, ladies!
*drool*
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