Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League Central, here they are in all their beer-soaked glory: the Milwaukee Brewers.
Sabathia's goneGallardo is awesome though!
...Sabathia's gone. :(
Cameron in center
Hart wears sunglasses at night
Brauny out in left
Racing sausages!
Gwynn needs wrap-around Oakleys
Mike Lamb is crappy
Weeks up the middle
Along with J.J. hardy
Hall at the corner
Man, Eric Gagne
When will you be good again?
Getting kinda sad
Trev Hoffman is old
Prince Fielder is a monster
Beer is delicious
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4 comments:
Horray Beers!
Very nice!
But I think you mean Trev Hoffman?
Best mistake ever. They're both old and it fits the haiku! (Todd Hoffman is my boss.)
That whole Eric Gagne thing is pretty unfortunate.
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