There once was a team of DutchWho liked to play baseball and such
No one thought they could
So they beat DC real good
But don't like Matt Lindstrom too much
We learned from Big League Stew
That Lincecum has the flu
So he'll lay in his bed
With his face turning red
From a fever that just won't do.
Manny is now in LA
But he hasn't been getting to play
His shoulder is sore
So he must rest more
And the Dodgers will still have to pay
Enjoy your green beers and check out this Barry Bonds limerick over at Wild Captive Woman.
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Roger Clemens is old
His pitching talent is cold
He's been screwed by his trainer
Now he's dancing to Gloria Gaynor
Cause he's gayer than what I've told
High five on the Gloria Gaynor reference.
It was the gayest thing I could think of atm.
Thank God I don't have to work tonight. I hate St. Paddy's day (as a taxi dispatcher).
And screw the Irish. They get what they get.
Sooze, you are a woman of many talents.
Awesome limericks lol.
I've compiled a 25 man roster consisting of players drafted from the 2000 MLB draft.
Link- http://morehardball.blogspot.com/2009/03/mlb-2000-draft-team.html
I appreciate the read, and plug if you like it.
Also, More Hardball @ http://morehardball.blogspot.com would love to swap links with you fine ladies.
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