Now that it's pretty much Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Kicking off our preview of the National League East are the Atlanta Braves, who missed the playoffs for the second year in a row last season but wound up with a batting champ anyway.
Jurrjens will kick assJohn Smoltz shipped up to Boston
Makes Glavine look old
I love you Chipper
Francoeur gets another shot
I love you Chipper
McCann's still the man
He'll hit .300 this year
Derek Lowe is new
Dearest Bobby Cox,
When will Blanco get to play?
Love, closet Braves fan
[Bleacher Report] | [Razzball] | [Talking Chop]
3 comments:
*drool* Chipper Jones.
I <3 Larry.
You girls aren't from Atlanta, are you? ;)
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