10.02.2008

Man Muscles Makes History

Even after going 0-for-3 in regular game #163, Minnesota Twins backstop Joe Mauer has earned his second American League batting title.

Man Muscles struck out twice (for just the eighth time this season) and was thrown out in the eighth after bunting the ball like 2 feet. His 0-for night lowered his batting average to .328, just two points ahead of Boston Red Sox midget second baseman Dustin Pedroia, making Mauer the first catcher in either league ever to win two batting titles.

You'd think he'd be pumped about that, but that's not how Joe rolls. He's a team player.
"I'm sure looking back, maybe I can take some positives out and feel good about this year," he said.
Kind of a weak way to end the season, but I still want to have his babies.

[Aaron Gleeman] | [Fanhouse] | [Nick & Nick]



4 comments:

Maggliana said...

Uh, Sooze? The line starts back there.

Marea said...

I've already devised a plan with Sooze, and I'm sure the rest of the BLB would want in..
We invite Joe for an interview with the BLB (even you out of towners come in for that) and then tie him down and interview the hell out of him.
I get first dibs since it was my idea.

Sooze said...

I like the way you think, ladies.

Maggliana said...

Oo, I get to hold the microphone!

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