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It's been a little while since we've heard or read a profanity-laced outburst from Chicago White Sox skipper Ozzie Guillen. Too long.Sunday morning, he went off like a weapon of mass destruction, cursing the day each and every Chicago-born reporter was born. Check out some of our favorite snippets and feel free to play fill in the [bleeps]...
"The Cubs haven't won in 100 years, and they're the [bleeping] best. [Bleep] it, we're good. [Bleep] everybody. We're horse[bleep], and we're going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win."
and then there was this gem...
"How about the Cubs celebrating that Lee Elia bull[bleep]? How many times do I curse people out? I will make a lot of money with my [bleep]. I have to keep going because in the future Ozzie will need money, and I can say, 'Here, give me money, here's the 10-year anniversary of my time I called Jay Mariotti stuff and the time I went on the radio and cursed out Mike North.'"We love you, Ozzie. Please never shut up.
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[Chicago Tribune]
6 comments:
I have replaced every bleep with "pantyliner". It pleases me.
Honestly, I think I'd cut Ozzie off in traffic just to hear the tirade.
Hmmmm...put a wig on this dude and he could pass for any of my sisters. Minus the 5 o'clock shadow, of course. Hey - sometimes you just need to get the point across. The politically correct - (BLEEP) 'em. :O By the way - congrats girls - LOVE your stuff!
Identlady (older, hardly wiser, not half as witty and definitely smaller chested than Sooze)
Best anonymous comment ever? Yes ma'am. ;)
Ok, it's been confirmed that Sooze is not a total Twins homer after this sentence: "We love you, Ozzie. Please never shut up."
Excellent.
it sounds to me as if ozzie's having a difficult time with the age-old class struggle between the north and south sides of chicago.
(BLEEP) you ozzie. i'm a cubs fan.
(p.s. interestingly enough, my bleep actually DOES mean pantyliner)
(p.p.s. i actually love ozzie with all my heart. but i'm still a cubs fan. and my dad went to northwestern, so nyah.)
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