You were traded for inanimate objects.
After being traded by the Calgary Vipers of the Golden Baseball League to the Laredo Broncos of the United League for 10 maple bats -- which will eventually shatter anyway -- righty John Odom's reaction was as follows...
"I don't really care," he said. "It'll make a better story if I make it to the big leagues."Yeah, good luck with that, pal.
[Sports By Brooks]
3 comments:
Omg that's hilarious. Poor guy!
What's worse, he just made spinach dip in a bread bowl, and he likes Coldplay.
I think if I were called into the office to be advised that I had just been traded and the conversation started out like, "Look, we like you, but Laredo has 10 really nice maple bats that we've been wanting for a while now... "
I'd walk out right in the middle of the sentence, announce my retirement, and get a real world job.
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