I saw this earlier today and I was confused. Now it all makes sense.
Indiana Jones is kind of like Chuck Norris, in that if he were to play baseball, he would play every position at the same time and still score 100 runs a game, no matter who the opponent.
In fact, on every single major league schedule, Indy is pasted on May 22nd. So, he can also be in 32 places at once, whether a game is going on or not. Naturally.
In all honesty, I'm pretty sure he could beat the Rangers.
[Awful Announcing]
4 comments:
If Harrison Ford weren't around to play Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris would definitely suffice.
Agreed.
Well, I'm still confused. The 5/22 game isn't even linked to anywhere.
Is he pitching against Hitler?
Mein Gott in Himmel!
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