Minnesota Twins righty Brian Bass became a man Saturday night, earning his first big league victory after replacing the injured Scott Baker. Bass allowed three hits over four scoreless innings, taking over once Baker was removed after three innings with his recurring right groin injury.
Now, the guy needs a nickname. The first game of the season that I attended, the dude next to me kept calling him B.B., Billy Bass and Buddy Bear. Since those nicknames pretty much suck ass, we're challenging our BLB readers to find a decent one.
Have at it.
Psst.. the 15-14 Twins are now seated atop the AL Central after their fourth consecutive victory and second straight over their division rival Detroit Tigers.
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9 comments:
Not only does Bass need a nickname, he needs a new haircut. What, is he 12?
I vote Big Mouth Bass.
I suppose the whole fish thing goes with the whole piranha thing, but I'm not digging it. What about 'Daddy Sang Bass'?
Bassmaster.
"In tonight's post, the role of "Anonymous Commenter" shall be played by Chris Berman."
Boo, I say to you, sir. Boo.
I'll second Bassmaster, I suppose.
I'm also a big fan of "Bass Man". You can tell kids it's like "Bat Man", but really...
Bassmaster! I like.
From an old Saturday Night Live skit: Bass-O-Matic
Krissy
Bass-a-Tron 5000.
Delicious Bass.
/Nap. Dynamite
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