Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.
The Nationals area pretty crappy team but
We are optimists
Dmitri at first
Man do we love Da Meat Hook
Rob Mackowiak
Austin Kearns in right
Elijah Dukes in center
Wily Mo is hurt
Shawn Hill is their ace?
Who the hell are all these guys?
Cordero will close
Lo Duca at home
Must be getting hard to squat
Zimmerman at third
Washington will win
70 games this season
Lastings Milledge... ugh
[Capitol Punishment] | [Federal Baseball] | [Nats 320]
2 comments:
Nice job ladies. More than 70 though :)
That picture of Da Meat Hook slays me.
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