3.22.2008

Brian McNamee Sucks at Driving


Hi, I'm retarded.
When I think of "fainting" I picture a woman wearing a corset and bustle, a fan in one hand with her other draped over her flushed face.

I did not picture Brian McNamee in a car, but that's exactly what he did behind the wheel Thursday, smashing his Lexus full-on into a Queens city bus. Why is this relevant? It's not, really.

No one was seriously injured, so it's okay to laugh... even though we know you totally already did.

[Bleacher Report]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, was he on drugs? Jerking off? Huffing paint? What's the deal?!

Anonymous said...

If he was drunk, I will officially not pay attention to the whole Clemens "scandal" because I can't decide which side to hate more.

Sooze said...

Yeah, at this point it's becoming difficult to tell who's the bigger douche.

Anonymous said...

He is one sickly looking dude.

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