2.27.2008

Season Preview: Minnesota Twins


Now that Spring Training has started, we're continuing on with Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.

So, kicking off our Season Preview of the AL Central are my boys of summer, the Minnesota Twins.

No more Santana
But Liriano is back
Boof lost thirty pounds

Adam Everett!
Torii wears a halo now
Baker is ready

Mauer and Cuddy
Watching the Neshek Shuffle
Delmon Young is new

And so is Livan
My Canadian Crusher
Is fricking awesome

It's tough to win with
No designated hitter!
Twins may finish third.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THAT PIC! Roomies. Hot roomies.

Anonymous said...

Sadly, you're right about where they'll finish.

Detroit
Cleveland
Minnesota
Chicago
Kansas City

Anonymous said...

i heart the twinkies -
the major league baseball team
not the cream-filled kind

haikus are fun

Anonymous said...

Third?! You're giving the Indians too much credit there. Yea, Detroit will probably win the division and the World Series this year, but the Twins can absolutely beat the Tribe.

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