With less than a month left until Spring Training starts, it's time once again for Season Previews. Last year, they began as a serious analysis and ended as half-assed haiku, which we're just gonna keep rolling with.Kicking off our Season Preview of the American League East is non other than the World Champion Boston Red Sox.
Boston is awesome
Beckett's nuts are like Saturn
Curt Schilling is old
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3 comments:
Fricking awesome.
Short, sweet, and to the point! Mind if I try?
World Champion team
They are really really good
I suck at haikus.
I thought Arroyo had nuts like Saturn...
Nickname given to former-Red Sox starter Bronson Arroyo.
"Friday is going to be a legit struggle, got a team fighting for its life against a kid making his first ever post season start, FWIW I take the kid Friday night, he's got nuts the size of Saturn." - Curt Schilling, posting in the Game thread before Game 3 of the 2004 ALDS.
http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Saturn_Nuts
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