12.18.2007

Roger Clemens is Bad for Kids (Updated)


The RocketThe good folks from the Texas High School Baseball Coaches Association are having some second thoughts about having Roger Clemens speak at their annual session next month.

Clemens, an avid Texas sports supporter, had been scheduled for the last eight months to discuss his methods on pitching and his health regimen. But following allegations in the Mitchell Report that the seven-time Cy Young Award winner used steroids, the Texas coaches are apprehensive.
"A dark cloud has been put over Roger's head and 99.9% of the media says he's guilty even though he says he's innocent," said Jim Long, the president of the association and coach at Brenham High School.
Suddenly, Clemens' name has vanished from the convention's agenda on the group's Web site, but they are expected to make a decision by 3pm Tuesday afternoon on whether he'll be invited to speak.

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Roger Clemens is still welcome at a convention of Texas high school baseball coaches. On Monday, the coaches said they found no reason to prevent the star pitcher from addressing their annual meeting next month.

[Houston Chronicle]

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, that's not a dark cloud, just an exceptionally bad haircut.

How many kids can listen to Clem now that they have heard the word "buttock" associated with him without losing it?

I for one will never look at his rear the same again.

Anonymous said...

Why am I getting my Elijah Dukes is Terrifying news from Deadspin, Sooze? Why? I know it's the offseason, but geez Louise.

Anonymous said...

Clemens = $$$$ loyal & gay? And the Texas High School Sports Association just now realizes it? Oh my friggin lord stop the presses folks.

Sooze said...

I was busy at the courthouse today, Stu, getting my restraining order against Dukes. That crap takes all day long.

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding me?? Roger Clemens is GREAT for the kids! It just goes to show them that drugs do in fact pay off in the end. You think he cares about his image? No way josé...he's RICH bi-otch! And what got him rich? Drugs, that's what. Can I get a hell-ya for drugs in the house?


*hell-ya*

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Gee- I must have missed the issue of GQ mag Clemens posed for.

Clemens certainly gives a whole new meaning to going commando.

ohhh..hell ya!

Casey
http://ccww.wordpress.com

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