Remember the contest we reminded you of this summer, held by Alyssa Milano, where you could win a date with her by entering the "Touch" Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes on mlb.com?Oh yes, we entered. And I won third prize... so, no hot date with Samantha. Her loss!
At first, I was incredibly pumped. I thought, "Wow! I bet I get some sweet *touch* apparel!"
Not quite, but third prize gets an autographed baseball. I wondered again, "Wow! Do I get to choose whose John Hancock I get?"
Again, no. It's Alyssa Milano's autograph and it's worth fifty bucks.
But hey! I rarely win anything I enter and of all the crazy promotional things I've signed up for, I think it's hilarious that this is the one I win.
Thanks Alyssa!
13 comments:
At least now you can say you held some Major League dick, since her hands have and will probably have held the ball to sign it
OH MY GOD. I never even thought of that.
That was a sick thought. Congrats though, Sooze! Will you be sticking it right on the ebays?
Ask Alyssa to rub the ball in her crotch before she signs it, then you can tell me what it smells like - I'm guessing strawberries.
That was a lame contest anyway. The grand prize was only the opportunity to meet her, it's not even guaranteed if you read the fine print.
http://tinyurl.com/22lfrr
And transportation to LA wouldn't have been included, so those of you outside of the LA area were out of luck to begin with.
Oh ... I don't want to sound like I'm taking away from your win.
Congrats sooze!
Actually, it smells like peaches.
It reminded me of salmon.
Alyssa Milano --- zzzz, next...
Sorry Sooze, I don't see the big deal with her...
Alyssa Milano --- zzzz, next...
Sorry Sooze, I don't see the big deal with her...
Yet you congratulate her for joining the Hot Corner show on TBS.
I am guess her crotch might be charmed.
Can't...stop...naughty thoughts..must...take...cold.shower...
"I am guess her crotch might be Charmed."
Zing!
You guys are terrible with all this crotch business. Well done.
outstanding in her field! ( and not right field either)
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