We're Back, Baby

Where do I even begin?!

While my thoughts remained on my Canadian Crusher's lung (and the Big Ticket's ticket out) most of the weekend, I couldn't help but plot the morbid deaths of the many telephone operators from my beloved ISP. Long story short, I've begun to use the term "customer service" loosely.

Now that all that nonsense is finally taken care of, it's time to talk some baseball. In fact, I can't type fast enough.

• There's the whole Chipper vs. Smoltz thing.
• Junior's two bombs.
• Juicy hamstring injuries.
• Jeter's hip thing.
• Manny Parra!
• Mel Hall being a total perv.
• Darrin Erstad's owie.
• Bobby Cox tying it up.
• and Elijah is inactive, dawg.

Anyway, it's great to be back online. Hopefully everyone didn't forget about us over here, because we'll have plenty of sweet baseball goodness coming your way this tomorrow afternoon.

And yes. We missed you, too.