Say What?
"Joe Mauer is friends with Paul Moliter. He and his dad turned a leaf-blower attachment into a batting tutorial." [The Extrapolater]"This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my life." [Lizzy vs. RandBall]"You've got runners on base, no one out, a world of possibilities before you." [Deadspin]"Alex Rodriguez may have been wearing the pinstripes the past few years, but anyone who follows the team knows he was never a 'True Yankee.'" [The Brushback]"If your embattled Yankees manager Joe Torre, you woke up this morning probably not knowing where the future lies." [SOX & Dawgs]"Allow me, with your kind permission, to present to you my pièce de résistance." [The Onion]"Hey guys, it's Ji- Oh you already said my full name. I will not bother finishing that typed phrase." [The Dugout]"Sometimes you wonder why these odd plays happen to the Indians. Other times you half-expect them to always happen to them." [Futon Report]"Hi. Wow. Okay. Last night, I threw up in my mouth a little when Bonds hit that home run. " [*Touch* 'Em All]
4 comments:
HA! Please keep quoting Allyssa Milano from her blog. That's too funny.
I mean, *Touch* Em All? What's the asterisk all about? Is she being literal?
Confused. Is that my middle name or nickname?
If it's your middle name, I'd love to meet your folks.
It's a family name, dating all the way back to Ulysses Hot Buns Sussman.
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