Happy Halloween

Ok, in the sprit of Halloween, here is a strange baseball story that might even involve Roger Clemen's gold thong, if you believe in that sort of thing.

The world is full of mysteries. Like, do some of these guys like Kevin Youkilis, Jason Giambi, Todd Jones, do they really think their facial hair looks good? Like, handsome even? Can't figure that out.

Enjoy.

XOXO Maggliana

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Mothers, Lock Your Doors...

That's right. No child within a 50 mile radius of Anaheim is safe. Vladamir Guerrero is in the playoffs and therefore, needs extra fuel to thoroughly destroy the Red Sox. You didn't know? He eats babies. That's not a wad of chew or bubble gum in his mouth, those are baby giblets.

And he's gonna need that extra bit of oomph, if he wants to defeat Youkilis's face-muff. What IS that thing anyway?
In other playoff news... Brew Crew disappoints, Wrigleyville is crying in their beer.

Hopefully, tomorrow we can write about some kind of altercation in Tampa involving A.J. getting punched in the face again.