Dear Barry Zito,
I thought you were a douche before you ruined my day today, but wow. I believe my detest can be summed up entirely by the above photo of you and your guitar, but I'll elaborate.
I was having SO MUCH FUN watching Ryan Zimmerman's hitting streak. And you blew it. In fact, I'm surprised anyone even reads BLB anymore, because I've been a little obsessed over the guy. This whole Zim thing is like a bad break-up. I'm a little torn up, and it's going to take some time for me to get over it.
You didn't even pitch all that great today! Well, you did alright. Anyway, thanks a bunch for effing up all my fun, you rat bastard.
Die,
Sooze
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13 comments:
You'll be okay. :) (hugs)
There are other hitting streaks in the sea, Sooze!!
Oh, Sooze. It's ok. On the bright side.. it's just one more reason to justify hating Barry Zito.
(And for hating yourself for thinking he's kinda hot. Ok, I'll admit.. I've always had a bit of a crush on the douchey bastard. Doesn't mean we can't hate him.)
You know what, Sooze? You would hate him so much more if it was your team that went out and spent $126 million on him just so he could go out and SUCK every five days for the next 7 miserable years. They signed another guy named Barry because they thought it would fill seats and that didn't work out all that well, as I recall. You'd think they'd learn their lesson. You'll get over the end of Zim's hitting streak soon enough, but we're stuck with Mr. Choke for the next 5 years.
Poor Zito. Everyone hates him.
Well, he should probably just stop being such an asshole. Then people wouldn't hate him. :) Just kidding. I hear your disappointment, Family Fitness. Look at what the Braves got for Mike Hampton! They lost huge money on him, and he pitched like, maybe a couple hundred bucks worth of games. It killed me. But his was at least not a sucking issue. More of a clutz issue.
Instead of just reporting the facts and giving the monotonouse play-by-play, you wrote barry zito hate mail. just another reason I love babes who love baseball.
Sooze, you're going through a horrible break-up right now, and your head isn't right. Barry will take his apology any time. :)
I understand that this blog is a woman's point of view, but the photo would be more appropriate in a gay men's magazine.
@ threio: The caption on that photo should read (wait for it) "What's that sucking sound?"
Seriously, he looks like he's wondering if he left the iron on.
If this guy concentrated on pitching as much as he concentrated on his wannabe rock-star status, he might not suck as much as he does. With that being said, this picture is downright scary.
There's a lot of things to be mad at Barry about, like robbing the Giants blind, pitching like crap, but getting mad because he did his job Miss Suzy, I don't know.
I don't hate Barry Zito. *runs away and hides behind a bush to watch what happens*
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