Now that it's Spring, it's time for one of our favorite things in all the world: Season Previews. Two years ago, they began as a serious analysis and ended up as half-assed haiku. We're just gonna go with what we know. Continuing on with our preview of the National League West, here they are: the Arizona Diamondbacks.
No more Big UnitHe left for San Francisco
To be a Giant
Brandon Webb is great
And so is Danny Haren
Jon Garland is too
Byrnes is a schmoozer
We love you, Conor Jackson
Stupid mascot though
Augie Ojeda!
We hope Wilson gets at bats
Gotta love Upton
Pretty good bullpen
And an awesome rotation
Will take them real far
I pick the D'Backs
To win the National League
But lose the World Series
Yes, to the Yankees
I know. I puked a little
Hopefully I'm wrong
[AZ Snakepit] | [Venom Strikes]
4 comments:
Mmmm. Conor Jackson.
I was shocked at how many people I've heard taking the Yanks to win it all. And it's not just bronx homers, but normal, sane people like you gals. Is it really the Yankees turn again? Will A-Rod be this season's MVP?
The Yankees will choke.
And then wipe away their tears with all that money.
Yes. The same money they wipe their asses with!
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