5.19.2008

No One Cares About Your Fantasy Team

freebase my balls, hanging in there at lucky #13
I hope I never claimed to be awesome at fantasy baseball, except that one time I talked trash during the entire draft. Above is a screenshot of one of the Babes Love Baseball fantasy league standings, where I have actually moved up from last place to 13th. That's right! I'm coming for you, Eddie Money-Ball! But not really.

Clearly, the fellas from the Fantasy Baseball Gurus show were unaware of my complete lack of skills when they asked me to join their podcast as a special guest. But, I agreed anyhow, and it ended up being pretty fun, especially when I declared my secret love for Derek Jeter's tight pants from the 90's. I have a feeling I'll be stopping by there for pointers for the remainder of the season.

You can listen here somewhere around the 36:00 mark, then make fun of me here. Whether you suck at fantasy baseball or not, these guys are chock full of excellent advice we all could use.

Also, check out "Our Fantasies" on the left-hand sidebar to find answers to all of your fantasy questions. Except that one, which will never happen, pal.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

freebase my balls = comedy gold.

Gilbert Quinonez said...

It could be worse. You could have claimed on many occasions to be great at fantasy baseball and still be doing horrible.

Not that I would know anything about that.

Anonymous said...

You have trouble saying 'no' huh? Noted.

Anonymous said...

Haha, Sooze you are sooo Minnesooootan! Adorable.

Dianna said...

My idea of Fantasy Baseball is dreaming about what I'd do with Derek Jeter if I ever got him in bed.

Anonymous said...

How dare those dudes question your fandom, based solely on the fact that you are a woman? So lame. Awesome job though Suz!

Anonymous said...

Yep, that's me that continues to flip flop between last and 13th place with you, Sooze, at my first (and sad) time ever attempt at fantasy baseball.

Oh well, there's always next year...

Anonymous said...

My fantasy of baseball involves Chase Utley and Pat the Bat... sigh.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should think about showing up once in a while and make lineup changes. It usually helps in winning!

Sooze said...

Dude, if I won, I'd get the prize. And that would be dumb.

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