I've had many discussions with Satan, the Prince of Lies, about Dane Cook:
TLGH(aat"s"): Lucy, what up homes?
STPOL: Not much.
TLGH(aat"s"): Say, I've been meaning to ask...I'm thinking of bringing down some Old Testament mess on Dane Cook. Locusts, maybe fire. You got room for him down south?
STPOL: You kidding, dog? I got more piteous souls down here than I can handle. That Falwell d-bag you express mailed down here? My hellbeasts are lined up around the 7th Circle to rain vengeance upon him.
TLGH(aat"s"): Crap. It's just that I'm trying to watch My Chosen in the NLCS, and every single time they cut to commercial, this demonspawn shows up screeching about October.
STPOL: I admit, he's some of my finest work. But yeah, we're full up now. Text me in a couple weeks, and we'll see what we can do. Holla!
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That was terrible, yet hilarious. So SNL.
I've had many discussions with Satan, the Prince of Lies, about Dane Cook:
TLGH(aat"s"): Lucy, what up homes?
STPOL: Not much.
TLGH(aat"s"): Say, I've been meaning to ask...I'm thinking of bringing down some Old Testament mess on Dane Cook. Locusts, maybe fire. You got room for him down south?
STPOL: You kidding, dog? I got more piteous souls down here than I can handle. That Falwell d-bag you express mailed down here? My hellbeasts are lined up around the 7th Circle to rain vengeance upon him.
TLGH(aat"s"): Crap. It's just that I'm trying to watch My Chosen in the NLCS, and every single time they cut to commercial, this demonspawn shows up screeching about October.
STPOL: I admit, he's some of my finest work. But yeah, we're full up now. Text me in a couple weeks, and we'll see what we can do. Holla!
TLGH(aat"s"): Later, skater.
I love you Jesus.
funny and accurate dane cook parody... but all you haters of dane can say what you want, but dane's laughing too, all the way to the bank
dane cook's career longevity is reduced every time one of those horrible commercials hits the airwaves.
at the rate they are pushing them out - he could be gone in a year.
way to blow a promising career idiot.
Hey, I have an idea. How about you tell him directly how you feel about him?
Phone number: 310-910-3985
E-mail: danecook@mac.com
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