8.04.2007

Happy Birthday, Roger Clemens



a haiku...


Happy Birthday dick
We have some presents for you
We think you'll love them.

Sooze flips him the bird.
Lizzy puts on brass knuckles,
fakes a mean left hook
and kicks Roger in the balls.


Fin.



*Check out Sooze's sweet gift bag for the Rocket. [Epic Carnival]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ruthless. I love it.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I missed the haiku.

Anonymous said...

Is there video of you kicking Roger in the balls, Lizzy? That, I would pay to see.

Lizzy said...

Soozy, I'm madly in love with you.

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